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A Present For You by AK-Is-Harmless A Present For You by AK-Is-Harmless
I actually drew this last year for my parents' anniversary. I never, ever buy greeting cards; I always make them myself. I can never seem to find cards that really say the kind of things I want them to, so I have to take matters into my own hands...

...I mean, I looked everywhere for an anniversary card with a severed head in it. They just don't exist!

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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:iconlunar-gone-solar:
Lunar-Gone-Solar Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
Return it to who? :rofl: The body stumbling in the background? :XD:
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:iconthe-golden-knight:
The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2012
I know how you feel; contemporary cards nowadays are too crass or stock for my tastes, so if I ever get the time and motivation, I make 'em myself!
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:iconkaaziel:
Kaaziel Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Student Digital Artist
:D Very intersting... I make my parent's cards every year, but never quite that strange.. Great job! :thumbsup:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The weirder the better, I always say. ;)

---AK
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:iconitsukami:
Itsukami Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2006
Hehe, wait I thought Winslow liked to switch HIS head with things, not Ben's head *ponders this*
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, he gets bored easily. :)

---AK
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:icondanandcolinart:
danandcolinart Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2005
O boy i want one i want one. :crying:. these pictures are cool. they remind me of homestar runner.(a giant marshmallow dude). just more violent and non-family friendly..........YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:fork: :popcorn: yep
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, they're plenty family friendly. It just has to be a really morbid family.

---AK
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:iconlastbeautifulgirl:
lastbeautifulgirl Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2005
I love you stuff...simple, expressive, and funny....basically I think its the shiznit. :)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why thank you! :D

---AK
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:iconlook-of-an-angel:
look-of-an-Angel Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005
:lol: nice!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)

---AK
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:iconfardareismai:
FarDareisMai Featured By Owner May 17, 2005  Hobbyist Artist
The little headless Ben wandering aorund in the background is just priceless. :D
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:iconhawaiian:
hawaiian Featured By Owner May 1, 2005
dude! i do exactly the same thing! but i do it because i'm a lazy cheapface and can't be bothered to do stuff. i would like this as a gift.
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Ernesto-Che-Guevara Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2005   Writer
This reminds me of the bad joke about Korn's guitarist quitting to become a born again christian...

Korn gives Head to Jesus...

I think that is even in more poor taste then your card :P

Glad your parents appreciated it, but then again, maybe they are just used to you.
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:icondepartedpoet:
Departedpoet Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
i wonder how long he'll run around like that...*cants head* reminds me of a headless chicken..heh
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
Are u shure u cant find one anywhere !? .... this could be a majour opening in the market .... :paranoid: Damn u get dibbs !!
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tRuCciE Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahhaa and the body is still running ard! ahha. thats very true. i make my own cards too. more special that way
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Also, cheaper! :laughing:

---AK
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:iconadrian27:
Adrian27 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
awesome, mind if i use it?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Be my guest. Who will you give it to, may I ask?

---AK
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:iconadrian27:
Adrian27 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2005
me gf probably
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good choice. :)

---AK
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:iconadrian27:
Adrian27 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2005
always is :D
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:iconxybre:
xybre Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
Aniversary card: .99

Printer paper: 5.39
Ink Cartridge: 30.29
Time spent drawing your own damn aniversary card: 30 minutes
the expression on your parent's face when they see this is their card....
Priceless.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:nod:

---AK
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:iconxybre:
xybre Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
i'll keep it! i will! *waves hand frantically*
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Make sure it gets plenty of water.

---AK
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
righty-o. :salute:
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:iconmorgana007:
morgana007 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
Hmmm.... the severed head seems to be saying to me: "Dammit, not again..."
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And you wouldn't be too far wrong... :D

---AK
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:iconmr-h:
mr-h Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
I must get a copy of this in card format to send to my fiancee.
:D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm sure she'd appreciate something of this sort. ;)

---AK
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:icondagirl2005:
Dagirl2005 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
ROFL !! ....
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconsignoff:
signoff Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005
haha thats awesome!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D Thank you!

---AK
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:iconmacgreen:
MacGreen Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Student Filmographer
Oh my god! That's sooo funny!! As usual. :D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!

Is it just me, or is your avatar constantly changing? :)

---AK
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:iconkalifla:
kalifla Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005
The best gifts are either handmade, or stolen.

This one's both!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree completely! :nod:

---AK
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:iconerinhunting:
ErinHunting Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
Haha-great stuff. I'm sure they loved it :)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bewildered as they were, they did, indeed, love it. :)

---AK
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:iconerinhunting:
ErinHunting Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
Ha-good stuff!
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:iconmrs-miggins:
mrs-miggins Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005   Writer
The real question is:

Can I bowl with it?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes. But mind his teeth.

---AK
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Sara-Goldfarb Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I never buy greeting cards, either. But that's because I hate everyone I know. Just as soon as my friends and family stop being assholes....then I'll buy them a damn Cristmas card.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You could always send them a really MEAN card. :)

---AK
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Sara-Goldfarb Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh well certainly - I could do that. But that would cost me money. No, I think I'll just stick with embezzling funds from the family shoe repair business.
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