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AVATAR IS TEh AWESOMEZ0RZ by AK-Is-Harmless AVATAR IS TEh AWESOMEZ0RZ by AK-Is-Harmless
I felt a powerful need to draw this when I found out the smurflions from Avatar had sex with their hair. Because, you know. They have sex. With their hair.

In the future, aliens will evolve beyond the need for penises. You can’t stop that kind of progress, people.

Posted on Defenestration [link] on Friday, January 22nd. The actual title has a bunch of ones and exclamation points, but deviantART hates punctuation.

Winslow, Kurt the Cynic, and Winslow's removable eyes are copyright Andrew Kaye

---AK
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:iconamon-ra-chibi:
amon-ra-chibi Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I know how you feel little eyes *steals drink*
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:iconthemorriganschild:
TheMorrigansChild Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
If they don't have penises, why do they wear loincloths???
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They like to hide the shame they don't have.

---AK
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:iconthemorriganschild:
TheMorrigansChild Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
So true. Poor tsu'tey. He got nothin on Jake.
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tRuCciE Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol sex with their hair! but they kiss like humans. that just isnt right.

ooh i love how every step they took lighted up the floor. so beautiful.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nothing makes sense. :)

---AK
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:iconalmighty-davi:
almighty-davi Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
Actually, that's how the bond with their mates, but if you read the Avatar Wiki, you'll learn that that's not how the really mate and reproduce. Otherwise, they'd also be having sex with all these animals. And we're not at that point where we can promote bestiality. =P
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How do you know they're NOT having sex with all those animals?

---AK
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:iconalmighty-davi:
almighty-davi Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
Hawt?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mayhaps.

---AK
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:iconjohn-doenkris-dario:
JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
coool

John Doe
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:iconjoke-kit:
Joke-Kit Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010
Hahaha i love this
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)

---AK
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:iconsasha-nbt:
Sasha-NBT Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
I like the picture. Artist comments made me laugh.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:icondagger-13:
Dagger-13 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I went to the cinema on Saturday. Didn't see Avatar though - I'm not really fussed about seeing it. I did notice it was fully booked and they had a guy standing outside to make sure no-one snuck in though. Talk about high security!!!

Anyway, I imagine having removable eyes is pretty useful. I don't know how or why, but it seems that way. :nod:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think Winslow accidentally discovered this talent. It could be put to some use.

---AK
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:iconsoul-malfunction:
Soul-Malfunction Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I gotta see that movie! Did you know one guy got so excited he had a heart attack and died after watching it? What an epic way to go!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing: Lame!

---AK
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:iconafrodisium:
Afrodisium Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
Geez, I haven't seen a new movie since WALL*E. :(
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm not allowed to see movies. ;)

---AK
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:iconafrodisium:
Afrodisium Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
LOL
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:icontazpire:
Tazpire Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Professional Photographer
ahhh I love your comics they amaze me :XD:

you genius you!

I really wanna see Avatar, but I doubt I cna stand sitting on my butt for three hours in a movie theatre lol :aww::heart:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)
---AK
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:icontazpire:
Tazpire Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010  Professional Photographer
welcome :aww:
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:iconhomestarrunnerfan345:
man, i wish my hair had the qualities of the male sexual organs...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No you don't. :)

---AK
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:iconmargo-k:
Margo-K Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
BraVo!!!

It's great!!!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)

---AK
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:iconelcool:
Elcool Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
Are those eyes gonna finish that drink? Hmm? No? <Shhhllluuuurp...>
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thief!

---AK
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:icondragon-fairy:
Dragon-Fairy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
bwahahahaha. Thats exactly how I felt. Also when and if you go watch it, definately go 3D. Soooooo worth it.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Maybe. Maaaaybe. :)

---AK
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Griffin1164 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
thats how I felt!!! :D only, not about the having sex with my hair with the girl...but, LOVE THAT MOVIE!! mock me if you want! :D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can't mock you because I haven't' seen it! :D

---AK
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Griffin1164 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010
ah, I'd say you should, I thought it was quite amazing, just, don't read too much into it, just enjoy the world he made and the story that unfolds
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:iconpookay:
pookay Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Professional Photographer
best depiction of how many people said the movie was amazing
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconiamhere-v:
iamhere-V Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
Haha, I just went to see that today.

By the way, if they have sex by connecting their hair, does that mean they have sex with their Horses and bird-things whenever they go to ride them? It seems like it would be a big distraction...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes. All the time. Every day.

---AK
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:iconomnywrench:
Omnywrench Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
I forgot what their connection thing was called, so I just call it 'Alien Brainsex".
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's probably the correct term. :nod:

---AK
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AwkwardSylence Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude! I call them smurfs too! I'm surprised the species-ist characters in the movie didn't call the Na'vi that.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It would have been hilaaarious. :)

---AK
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:iconalamaniana:
Alamaniana Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
That movie is amazing, and uh your joke, I love the smurf lion, haha, that really made me laugh.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconphildog:
phildog Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did you see the parody of that scene on newgrounds? Hilarious.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did. And I loved it. :)

---AK
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:iconpatoons:
PAToons Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I enjoyed Avatar. Great to see you made a cartoon about it. Smurflion chick? Hilarious. lol
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha! Thanks! :)

---AK
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