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Everything Kurt the Cynic says is absolutely true. Except for the sickly sasquatch part. :laughing:

This isn't the first time this magnificent bastard among bastards has had something to say about artwork. He first showed up here www.deviantart.com/view/100548… saying bad things about nudity. And frankly, anyone who can't say something nice about breasts is no friend of mine. ;)

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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:iconouijaboardum:
OuijaBoardum Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2006  Professional
xDDD aww poor bugger
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:iconcrystalsoul:
Crystalsoul Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2005
Breasts are over rated. *rolls eyes* But he did just call himself a tasteless bastard. XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, he IS a tasteless bastard. :laughing:

---AK
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heart-less Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2005
me totally agree with Kurt -Except for the sickly sasquatch part-
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Most people feel the same. :nod:

---AK
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:iconhawaiian:
hawaiian Featured By Owner May 29, 2005
rofl
that's more like it.
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:iconrobokatt12:
Robokatt12 Featured By Owner May 23, 2005
Gosh, I like both boobies AND sickly Sasquatch doodies. Soooooo...ummmm...I guess I'm whatcha'd call a "Renaissance Man" or any other Danny DeVito movie you'd wanna call me.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 24, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're a "Renaissance Man?" Me too. I guess that makes us "Twins."

---AK
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:iconrobokatt12:
Robokatt12 Featured By Owner May 24, 2005
Now it all makes sense. I kept wondering why you're always finishing my sentences- and gesticulating wildly to emphasize our rebellious point of view.
Of course, all of those old vacation photos should've tipped me off first, come to think of it.
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:iconicedsmurf:
icedsmurf Featured By Owner May 19, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
omg..thats so true..but go boobies! woo
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 19, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I need a shirt that says "go boobies!" :D

---AK
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner May 18, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
hes evbil , & not in the good way =P
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:iconstareye:
STAREYe Featured By Owner May 18, 2005
What did boobs ever do to him anway?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 18, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Stayed out of reach. :laughing:

---AK
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:iconstareye:
STAREYe Featured By Owner May 30, 2005
Ahhhhh.
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:iconfardareismai:
FarDareisMai Featured By Owner May 17, 2005  Hobbyist Artist
Yay, Kurt the Cynic! I like him.
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner May 17, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
i've known a few cynical kurts. they don't make cynical comments about my art. at least not more than once ;) :mwahaha:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 18, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's right. Show them what-for with your beatdown stick. :)

---AK
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:iconpinda:
pinda Featured By Owner May 17, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Frankly, I think there's some good money maid in sickly sasquatch shit on canvas.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 17, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Someone should tell that guy.

---AK
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tgness Featured By Owner May 15, 2005
i think i need to borrow kurt the cynic and go for a drive down random deviation lane.

. . . .

and for some odd reason, i think that wherever i go with him, i could probably hear gas cans being lit. huh.

:heart:

/tg*
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 15, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That would be a strange date. :laughing:

---AK
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:icontruccie:
tRuCciE Featured By Owner May 15, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O_O! he just said a bad word!!! heheh hippocrites are so funny to poke at =D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 15, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:nod:

---AK
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Dagirl2005 Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
lol so funny how do u come up with this class act stuff it rules and allways puts a smile on mah face xx
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I spend a lot of time in dark, boring places. ;)

---AK
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:iconxxhauntedxx:
xxhauntedxx Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
Awwwwwwh.

The next panel should be the canvas smashed over his head!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The guy in maroon is far too proud of his work to damage it in any way. Unless he becomes tormented by inner demons. Then shit starts breaking!

---AK
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button-moon Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
ha ha
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:iconerinhunting:
ErinHunting Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
lmao-He's honest isn't he ;P
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Too honest at times. :)

---AK
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:iconicequeen--:
IceQueen-- Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

Made ya giggle!

---AK
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:iconicequeen--:
IceQueen-- Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Photographer
no you didnt!

:paranoid:
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:iconadrian27:
Adrian27 Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
I dislike the boob hater
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Frankly, I'm not too fond of anyone who is anti-boob.

---AK
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:iconadrian27:
Adrian27 Featured By Owner May 15, 2005
Yes,
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:icondesertsiren:
DesertSiren Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
God I love that character.....reminds me of my own cynicism
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 14, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He reminds me alot of me sometimes, too. Hell, ALL my characters do! :laughing:

---AK
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DesertSiren Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
*nods* the characters in my medieval stories have little bits of me running around with them....kinda like little behavior fleas ;)
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evildeadz Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
I guess I'm no friend of yours'... I don't have anythingk nice to say about much. Well, except for meat.

That sasquatch line is a treasure! :D His picture reminds me of one of those Easter Island head-statue guys. :P
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 13, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I was just kind of randomly drawing shapes on that guys canvas and the Easter Island head just sort of showed up. I like it, I might have to draw just that. :)

----AK
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xxnightmarishxx Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
aw, that's not fair! I bet that sasquatch was perfectly healthy!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 13, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
But the real question is, if it was, would it matter? :)

---AK
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xxnightmarishxx Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
well of course it would! the quality of the shit would be harshly dulled by illness. Healthy poop is good poop!
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:icondevil-in-grey:
devil-in-grey Featured By Owner May 13, 2005  Student General Artist
Maybe he likes nude paintings of.. death?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 13, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Death's always nude... or in a bathrobe. :)

---AK
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nightmareprince Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
I want his t-shirt and how would he know what sasquash dump looked like? I think this man knows more than he's letting on to and seeing that all he ever does is talk that's impressive! :clap: but like I was saying I like it :D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 13, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He's read a lot of books. A lot of books on sasquatch feces. ;)

---AK
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:iconnightmareprince:
nightmareprince Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
hmmm a man with to much time on his hand... and other things to!
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