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Breeding Better Dorks by AK-Is-Harmless Breeding Better Dorks by AK-Is-Harmless
After living and working among dorks (geeks, nerds, whatever) for many years, I began to suspect that there were two kinds: those that could function outside of dorkdom, and those that could not. I vainly thought that my friends and I were all the former. You know, dorks with jobs and girlfriends and interests outside of whatever the hell made us dorky in the first place.

Then I realized that we had conversations about the power levels of fictional characters, that we argued about the ethics of necromancy, and that we would repeat the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever someone uttered so much as a “Ni!” in our presence. Yes, we might have had money and women, but when you get right down to it, all dorks are created equal.

Winslow fails to realize this.

Also, he digs Klingon women because they know how to flaunt what they’ve got. Which is big, sexy foreheads. Also the boob thing. :D

Many thanks to everyone who offered to help with the Klingon pick-up line. I'll let you search for the meaning of that on your own. :P

This comic first appeared on Defenestration [link] on Friday, September 17th.

Become a fan of Ben & Winslow on Facebook: [link]

---AK
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:iconthe-golden-knight:
The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Professional Filmographer
I like her cute reaction; almost flirty. :giggle:
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Definitely flirty. :)

---AK
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:iconzanru-nai:
Zanru-nai Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
What exactly is he saying? My klingon dictionary is lacking.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You can find the meaning if you type that phrase in Google. :)

---AK
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:iconzanru-nai:
Zanru-nai Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
And I thought I'd seen all the ST pick up lines.

Awesome.
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THEBlobsMaster Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010
The day began so prosperously...I had chocolate and there kittens floating out of the sky. Then, I read this and thought "Hey! Let's look this up!"
So I did....and the chocolate turned to vinegar and the kittens turned into hailstones. The earth opened up and out came the lava from the very depths of the core.

All in all, i LOLed. Great comic :D
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was an impressive day!

---AK
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:icontheblobsmaster:
THEBlobsMaster Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010
I know, right? I need more days like that one. :juggle:
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shesedwhat Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
i love this comic. i am a functioning nerd/dork, my boyfriend says so all the time :-)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a great feeling, knowing who you are. :)

---AK
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