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Breeding Better Dorks by AK-Is-Harmless Breeding Better Dorks by AK-Is-Harmless
After living and working among dorks (geeks, nerds, whatever) for many years, I began to suspect that there were two kinds: those that could function outside of dorkdom, and those that could not. I vainly thought that my friends and I were all the former. You know, dorks with jobs and girlfriends and interests outside of whatever the hell made us dorky in the first place.

Then I realized that we had conversations about the power levels of fictional characters, that we argued about the ethics of necromancy, and that we would repeat the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever someone uttered so much as a “Ni!” in our presence. Yes, we might have had money and women, but when you get right down to it, all dorks are created equal.

Winslow fails to realize this.

Also, he digs Klingon women because they know how to flaunt what they’ve got. Which is big, sexy foreheads. Also the boob thing. :D

Many thanks to everyone who offered to help with the Klingon pick-up line. I'll let you search for the meaning of that on your own. :P

This comic first appeared on Defenestration [link] on Friday, September 17th.

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---AK
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:iconthe-golden-knight:
The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012
I like her cute reaction; almost flirty. :giggle:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Definitely flirty. :)

---AK
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:iconzanru-nai:
Zanru-nai Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
What exactly is he saying? My klingon dictionary is lacking.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You can find the meaning if you type that phrase in Google. :)

---AK
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:iconzanru-nai:
Zanru-nai Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
And I thought I'd seen all the ST pick up lines.

Awesome.
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:icontheblobsmaster:
THEBlobsMaster Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010
The day began so prosperously...I had chocolate and there kittens floating out of the sky. Then, I read this and thought "Hey! Let's look this up!"
So I did....and the chocolate turned to vinegar and the kittens turned into hailstones. The earth opened up and out came the lava from the very depths of the core.

All in all, i LOLed. Great comic :D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was an impressive day!

---AK
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:icontheblobsmaster:
THEBlobsMaster Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010
I know, right? I need more days like that one. :juggle:
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:iconshesedwhat:
shesedwhat Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
i love this comic. i am a functioning nerd/dork, my boyfriend says so all the time :-)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a great feeling, knowing who you are. :)

---AK
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:iconshesedwhat:
shesedwhat Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2010
heck yeah. best nerd moment of the week....playing humans vs zombies and getting tagged tonight. what are we hungry for? braaaainnnssss!
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:iconkiragoddess:
KiraGoddess Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
I'm a dork too, although I prefer to be called a "geek" or a "nerd" because "dork" is not used the same way as you are using it in my town. ;)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I kind of use dork interchangeably with either nerd or geek. :)

---AK
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
haha, I love that line, "high-functioning dorks." Classic
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconcapnskusting:
CapnSkusting Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Professional General Artist
I have that same Flash tee shirt.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What a dork. ;)

---AK
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:iconcapnskusting:
CapnSkusting Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2010  Professional General Artist
:nod:
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:iconridits:
ridits Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
Wow, I looked up the pick up line, and if what he's saying is true, that reveals way too much about him. Lol
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconridits:
ridits Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
why, that is all i can say "why?"
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why not? :)

---AK
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:iconridits:
ridits Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
Well, for one he might have been flattened if she didn’t like it and two think of all the nerdy star treck fans that still have virgin minds. lol :banned:
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:iconsoulalcatraz:
soulalcatraz Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Great, now I have that in my "recent searches." >_>

Hehehehehe a comic after my heart <3
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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:iconmonkeysundles:
MonkeysUndles Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Student Writer
*hysterical laugh*
All in favor of the motion say Ni!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ni!

---AK
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:iconiamhere-v:
iamhere-V Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
You mean normal people don't argue about the ethics of Necromancy? Do they already have the answer!? WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL US!?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I KNOW, RIGHT?!

---AK
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
I just found what the pick up line means.

Wow, just wow...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, isn't learning fun?

---AK
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Not what that line means, I can't unsee that.
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
I, too, thought I was one of those cool dorks.

The tattoos, married to the hot guy mean nothing when you see the tv commercial for the new Metroid game in a crowded bar and scream "Samus!" and everybody looks at you wondering what the fuck is a samus.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's all true. I'm one of those guys. :)

---AK
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
The cool dork, the hot guy or the the one that yells "Samus!"?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can I be all three?

---AK
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010
I wouldn't expect anything less!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then hooray!

---AK
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:icongabepuratekuta:
GabePuratekuta Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, ya can't argue with Winslow's logic. No, really. You can't. Innocent catgirls die from it
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's true. Medical fact.

---AK
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:icongabepuratekuta:
GabePuratekuta Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
And I saw it happen
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:iconthetalltale:
TheTallTale Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Well, does she?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess that's how you tell a real Klingon from the fakers.

---AK
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SlimeKingKtW Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
whoa.... LOL funny!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconomny87:
Omny87 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
If Winslow's gonna charm the metal breastplate off of a Klingon, he's gonna have to remember to duck a lot.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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:iconomny87:
Omny87 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Roses are from Mars,
Violets are from Venus,
Now won't you come over
and partake in my penis?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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:iconbob-rz:
Bob-Rz Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
Klingon foreheads, ribbed for your pleasure.
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