Clean as a Newborn Baby

My wife is a NICU nurse, meaning that even without witnessing the births of my children, I would be elbows-deep in neonatal vocabulary. Case in point: from where I’m sitting RIGHT THIS SECOND, a bookshelf filled with medical textbooks threatens to collapse on me.

“Meconium” is a fun one.

I just love how Ben has to ask Winslow whether he’s clean before they leave the house, like he’s 5 or something.

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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, September 20th.

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