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Dear Santa... by AK-Is-Harmless Dear Santa... by AK-Is-Harmless
Being turned down by attractive celebrities is how sociopaths are made. At least in the cartoon world. Winslow is very likely to start kidnapping princesses next. Thatís just how these things go down.

Santa has an odd place in my strips. I killed him off one year, and then brought him back for another. Obviously heís still going strong.

The other comics in this storyline so far:
"Lottereyes" [link]
"Dear Ms. Hayek..." [link]

This first appeared on Defenestration [link] on Friday, December 16th.

Become a fan of Ben & Winslow on Facebook: [link]

---AK
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:iconrodlox:
Rodlox Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
um, Winslow, did you tell Ms. Hayek you have solid gold paper?

:)
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:iconanime-photo168:
anime-photo168 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
love the Lord of the Rings Reference ^^
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. Glad someone caught it. :)

---AK
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:iconanime-photo168:
anime-photo168 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I could only hear it in the uruk-hais voice :D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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:iconanime-photo168:
anime-photo168 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconscathing-sanity:
scathing-sanity Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Student Photographer
Featured here: [link]
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woo! :)

---AK
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:iconscathing-sanity:
scathing-sanity Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Student Photographer
lol ;)
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:iconkjnjkmjk1:
kjnjkmjk1 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconlexiorian:
LeXiOrIaN Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Woo! :)

---AK
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:iconxarendargar:
Xarendargar Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
well although cheaper than unicorn blood in the immortal words of Mr. Burns "nothing beats the personal touch of hired goons"
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True, true. :nod:

---AK
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:iconcapnskusting:
CapnSkusting Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Professional General Artist
I can't wait for the Sequel...
What Winslow Did When Justin Beiber Made A Pass At Salma Hayek.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He'd defend Salma against anyone. ANYONE. Even Beiber.

---AK
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:iconcapnskusting:
CapnSkusting Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Professional General Artist
Well, sure, that goes without saying.
But I'd like to know what would happen to Beiber.

At Winslow's hands.
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:iconiamhere-v:
iamhere-V Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
Kidnapping Princesses? Someone needs to make that into a game. Now.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Someday... ;)

---AK
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:iconaluckystar:
aluckystar Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
yhe blood of a hired thug....? nice. very nice. :nod: that gets the nod of approval.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
Winslow is one celebrity away from going all Mark David Chapman on us. On ALL OF US...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GASP!

---AK
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:iconazzers:
Azzers Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
he must be using one of those iridium tipped pens i've seen on tv *noddles*
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Definitely. :)

---AK
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:iconskele64:
Skele64 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
"Being turned down by attractive celebrities is how sociopaths are made. At least in the cartoon world. Winslow is very likely to start kidnapping princesses next. That’s just how these things go down."

Soooo Bowser was turned down by a celebrity? xD I wonder which one...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a mystery! :D

---AK
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:iconkaida-mizu:
Kaida-Mizu Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
What's so great about writing on gold paper and in thug's blood I do it all the time XP
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're rich and powerful!

---AK
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:iconlilmuffintater:
Lilmuffintater Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love Winslow.....He reminds me of me....
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's terrifying. :)

---AK
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:iconlilmuffintater:
Lilmuffintater Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
....You sound like my mom.... v.v
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I AM your mom.

---AK
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:iconlilmuffintater:
Lilmuffintater Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlegaspplz:

No!!! That's not true!!!! That's impossible!!!!
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:icongerudovalley:
GerudoValley Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
Wouldn't the blood just slide off the gold?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not if you do it right. Rich people know how to get the most out of their money. :nod:

---AK
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:iconslimekingktw:
SlimeKingKtW Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HA! epic continuity! ^_^
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...And it's only going to continue. :)

---AK
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:iconslimekingktw:
SlimeKingKtW Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Has to, it wouldn't be continuity if it didn't.... it'd be... uity!
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:icondoll-sizedholly:
Doll-SizedHolly Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student General Artist
*hee hee* He's serious.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Deadly serious. :)

---AK
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:iconsize-and-stupidity:
Size-And-Stupidity Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Professional Artist
Awwww....the same thing happened to me when Jennifer Anniston refused to squeeze in a Christmas cracker for me.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happens all the time!

---AK
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:iconcentaurius:
centaurius Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011
:lmao:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconkatygrace:
katygrace Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist
hehe, maybe winslow's actually adventure time's ice king in his younger years :XD:

be persistent, winslow, hayek should comply eventually. :rofl:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Persistence is key. And he rescued her from goblins once! What the hell!

---AK
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:iconcodyhawley:
CodyHawley Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Student Filmographer
Never mess with a man who has an Axe-hole
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not ever.

---AK
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