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Flawless Home Security by AK-Is-Harmless Flawless Home Security by AK-Is-Harmless
In this comic, Winslow is following the standard rules governing home invasions and how to handle them. Incidentally, the following rules also work against alien invasions, barbarian invasions, and most invasions of privacy:

1-Reassure your housemates that nothing is wrong, and that “You’ll stop them.”

2-Grab an item from your collection of European pole-arms.

3-Double check to ensure that you did, in fact, grab an item from your collection of European pole-arms and not an item from your collection of canned meats.

4-Stop the home invader(s). Preferably with your European pole-arm.

Do you see where Winslow went wrong? It’s actually a pretty common mistake.

This comic first appeared on Defenestration [link] on April 16th. Incidentally, the April 2010 issue of Defenestration went live today. Please check it out: [link]

---AK
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THEBlobsMaster Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010
I'm surprised Ben allows Winslow to keep a collection. Canned meats can be very dangerous. ;)
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It keeps him busy. :)

---AK
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pookay Featured By Owner May 30, 2010  Professional Photographer
its totally common. my has done this 2 times already . im beginning to think it is am epidemic
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TheFallen5K5 Featured By Owner May 12, 2010
Faved this for the comments underneath. Rock on XD
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconzarkonspacepirategod:
Thats how my cousin died, they found him in his room dead with a bloody can of tuna clutched in his hand.
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's such a shame when that sort of thing happens.

---AK
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Wolfdog27 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010
Haha made my day
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy to be of service. :)

---AK
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Artassassin Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Professional General Artist
HEH heh. Actually, he might be able to stop an intruder with vienna sausages. They always stop me.
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