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Flawless Home Security by AK-Is-Harmless Flawless Home Security by AK-Is-Harmless
In this comic, Winslow is following the standard rules governing home invasions and how to handle them. Incidentally, the following rules also work against alien invasions, barbarian invasions, and most invasions of privacy:

1-Reassure your housemates that nothing is wrong, and that “You’ll stop them.”

2-Grab an item from your collection of European pole-arms.

3-Double check to ensure that you did, in fact, grab an item from your collection of European pole-arms and not an item from your collection of canned meats.

4-Stop the home invader(s). Preferably with your European pole-arm.

Do you see where Winslow went wrong? It’s actually a pretty common mistake.

This comic first appeared on Defenestration [link] on April 16th. Incidentally, the April 2010 issue of Defenestration went live today. Please check it out: [link]

---AK
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:iconminebot45:
Minebot45 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Canned meats can be as dangerous as any Swiss halberd. I'm surprised Ben allows it! :lol:
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:icontheblobsmaster:
THEBlobsMaster Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010
I'm surprised Ben allows Winslow to keep a collection. Canned meats can be very dangerous. ;)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It keeps him busy. :)

---AK
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:iconpookay:
pookay Featured By Owner May 30, 2010  Professional Photographer
its totally common. my has done this 2 times already . im beginning to think it is am epidemic
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:iconthefallen5k5:
TheFallen5K5 Featured By Owner May 12, 2010
Faved this for the comments underneath. Rock on XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconzarkonspacepirategod:
Thats how my cousin died, they found him in his room dead with a bloody can of tuna clutched in his hand.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 12, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's such a shame when that sort of thing happens.

---AK
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:iconwolfdog27:
Wolfdog27 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010
Haha made my day
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy to be of service. :)

---AK
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Professional General Artist
HEH heh. Actually, he might be able to stop an intruder with vienna sausages. They always stop me.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I suppose they have their uses, when applied properly. ;)

---AK
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:iconexecoot:
execoot Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010
Sausages can be dangerous weapons.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Only when used properly.

---AK
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:iconexecoot:
execoot Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010
I concur.
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Y-you mean not everyone has a collection of European polearms? I THOUGHT I WAS NORMAL :crying:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IT'S TRUE!

---AK
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:icongabepuratekuta:
GabePuratekuta Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I see where he went wrong. The thought of grabbing a shotgun never even occurred to him =P
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, he doesn't have a shotgun collection!

---AK
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:icongabepuratekuta:
GabePuratekuta Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Really?? He should get one, then
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:iconafrodisium:
Afrodisium Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
Oh yeah. Easy mistake. Halberds. Vienna sausages. Lot of similarities there. :nod:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Anything is possible in the dark. :)

---AK
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:iconiamhere-v:
iamhere-V Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
You mean Winslow doesn't have a Backup Laser Defense system!? Unthinkable!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Those cost money. :)

---AK
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:iconiamhere-v:
iamhere-V Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
True, but still, it seems like the kind of thing Winslow couldn't go without.
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:iconolgyrodz13:
OlgyRodz13 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
Winslow would be a great EMT. Think about it...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Totally. He's got the right tools for the job.

---AK
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:iconthetalltale:
TheTallTale Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
I personally prefer a glaive but all I got was a can of spam :'(
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It happens. :)

---AK
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:icondagger-13:
Dagger-13 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm sure Winslow would find a way of stopping an intruder using canned meat. Ben just needs to be more resourceful :nod:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He should have ordered that meat cannon he saw on eBay...

---AK
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:iconmonkeysundles:
MonkeysUndles Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Student Writer
*chuckle*
I see the mistake.
Very funny!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconebe-totei:
Ebe-totei Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010
this is funny :D i love it when winslow finds out his plan aint working :)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconforfeitreality:
ForfeitReality Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
winslow clearly needs to start buying the vienna sausages that come in a can with a pop top. fewer problems to worry about next time someone breaks in. :)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good idea. :)

---AK
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:iconslimekingktw:
SlimeKingKtW Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LULZ
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconelcool:
Elcool Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010
So that's why those Vienna sausages felt so pointy and heirloom the other day...
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:nod:

---AK
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:iconmarizella:
marizella Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
xD awesome. lol. i love vienna sausages. X3 reading this made me sorta hungry though. . .
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hungry... for justice?!

---AK
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:iconmarizella:
marizella Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
sure. xD
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:iconglowworm56:
glowworm56 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010
"And bring a can opener!" :giggle:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconblueberryyogurt:
BlueberryYogurt Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
freaking win
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconarborix:
Arborix Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Hilarious!
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