IHOPE

For those of you on the other side of the world, IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes. It’s a restaurant that specializes in breakfast, but it’s only truly great because, in many locations, you can order breakfast 24 hours a day. It’s not very international, though, so I don’t want the joke to be lost on you actual internationals.

Try the pancake enemas. They’re amazing.

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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, March 15th.

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