Hereís how to make a ninja sandwich. I know you all understand the mechanics of sandwich construction, so Iíll just go over the ingredients.
You need bread, preferably sliced and not some sort of kaiser roll or pita. Youíll also need lettuce, raw onions, several thinly sliced pieces of dill pickle, mustard, mayonnaise, and a few dashes of ordinary black pepper. The ninja has to be small enough to fit between the slices of bread, and should be alive while eating to maintain its subtle ninja flavors.
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on February 5th: [link]
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