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Ninja Sandwich by AK-Is-Harmless Ninja Sandwich by AK-Is-Harmless
Here’s how to make a ninja sandwich. I know you all understand the mechanics of sandwich construction, so I’ll just go over the ingredients.

You need bread, preferably sliced and not some sort of kaiser roll or pita. You’ll also need lettuce, raw onions, several thinly sliced pieces of dill pickle, mustard, mayonnaise, and a few dashes of ordinary black pepper. The ninja has to be small enough to fit between the slices of bread, and should be alive while eating to maintain its subtle ninja flavors. :chew:

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

This was originally posted to Defenestration on February 5th: www.defenestrationmag.net

Ben, Winslow, and "assassilicious" are copyrighted by me.

---AK
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:icond00dlesink:
d00dlesInk Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's silly, clearly the ninja used his stealth to escape.Ninja  Escape 
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IMPOSSIBLE! :D

---AK
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:icond00dlesink:
d00dlesInk Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol :D
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:iconsorcorer:
Sorcorer Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
How do you get a small ninja?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mail order.

---AK
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:iconindilwyn-m:
Indilwyn-M Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Problem is, I can never find any ninjas to put in the sandwich.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You need to try harder. :)

---AK
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:iconjevenanda:
Jevenanda Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
mmmm... now i want a sammich!!! ASSASSALICIOUS!!!!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fresh ninjas make for the best sandwiches. :)

---AK
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:iconjevenanda:
Jevenanda Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
I shall remember that... now how do I catch a ninja???
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Magic.

---AK
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:iconjevenanda:
Jevenanda Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Hmmm... do you know how to do magic???
Please tell me you do.
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:iconrini12344:
rini12344 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Student Artist
lol very good!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:icongumagummybear:
GumaGummybear Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
the ninja is gonna be ok... right?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Depends on how well he holds up with being digested.

---AK
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:icongumagummybear:
GumaGummybear Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Lol... Poor ninja
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:iconmissmarifire:
MissMarifire Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
i want a ninja sammich
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They're delicious.

---AK
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:iconmissmarifire:
MissMarifire Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Student General Artist
:D
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:iconclockworkshadows:
ClockworkShadows Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011   Writer
NINJA'S FTW :ninja:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course. :D

---AK
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:iconlfbeta16:
LFBeta16 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011   General Artist
:rofl:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconlfbeta16:
LFBeta16 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011   General Artist
I admire that guy. XD
Eating while keeping the ninja alive! XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It can't last forever.

---AK
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:iconlfbeta16:
LFBeta16 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011   General Artist
Ouch! Oo
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:iconqueenblues:
QueenBlues Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
This is really interesting! XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconqueenblues:
QueenBlues Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
np!
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:iconangel-lovehate:
angel-lovehate Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010
you make me lol, 10 points of awesome on your part :D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Score! :D

---AK
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:icondefend-thecookie:
Defend-TheCookie Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
this pic is impossibly .... perfect... :dance:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:icon800-a-1b3:
800-a-1b3 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Great idea!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed!

---AK
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:iconfadugleman:
fadugleman Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
awesome
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :D

---AK
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:iconsteevelee:
SteeveLee Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010
Wow! I'm watching you! Your cartoons frickin' kick @$$!!!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :D

---AK
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:iconsachikolin:
sachikolin Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
lol! ninja sandwich! love it!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconcaseyjewels:
CaseyJewels Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2010  Student Writer
That is just awesome.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconcaseyjewels:
CaseyJewels Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2010  Student Writer
You're welcome!
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:iconjosemiguelbatistajr:
JoseMiguelBatistajr Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Congrats on copyrighting your own word.!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's what I've always dreamed of.

---AK
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm wondering if a sandwich described as "assassilicious" tastes like donkey, butt, or murder. I'm guessing murder.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tastes like the murder of donkeys.

---AK
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW :iconimhappyplz:
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