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Ninja Sandwich by AK-Is-Harmless Ninja Sandwich by AK-Is-Harmless
Hereís how to make a ninja sandwich. I know you all understand the mechanics of sandwich construction, so Iíll just go over the ingredients.

You need bread, preferably sliced and not some sort of kaiser roll or pita. Youíll also need lettuce, raw onions, several thinly sliced pieces of dill pickle, mustard, mayonnaise, and a few dashes of ordinary black pepper. The ninja has to be small enough to fit between the slices of bread, and should be alive while eating to maintain its subtle ninja flavors. :chew:

This was originally posted to Defenestration on February 5th: [link]

Ben, Winslow, and "assassilicious" are copyrighted by me.

---AK
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d00dlesInk Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's silly, clearly the ninja used his stealth to escape.Ninja  Escape 
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IMPOSSIBLE! :D

---AK
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d00dlesInk Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol :D
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Sorcorer Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
How do you get a small ninja?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mail order.

---AK
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Indilwyn-M Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
Problem is, I can never find any ninjas to put in the sandwich.
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You need to try harder. :)

---AK
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Jevenanda Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
mmmm... now i want a sammich!!! ASSASSALICIOUS!!!!
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fresh ninjas make for the best sandwiches. :)

---AK
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Jevenanda Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
I shall remember that... now how do I catch a ninja???
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