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On-Air Breakdown by AK-Is-Harmless On-Air Breakdown by AK-Is-Harmless
The complete title of this is "The On-Air Breakdown of Uncle Harry Heartman."

Not two minutes after the events depicted in this comic, Uncle Harry (real name: Harold Pulmowitz) wept for a solid hour and a half before his producers dragged him off the set and locked him in his dressing room. After hearing what was described as "the distinct sound of a grown man gnawing on furniture," a boom mic operator called 911. Security helped batter down the door, and Uncle Harry was found slumped over his couch with half a cushion down his throat. Paramedics arrived and rushed Uncle Harry to the local hospital, where he was declared dead at 5:57 p.m. from "inhalation of upholstery."

The TV producers were thrown in jail. The monstrously ugly little girl was never identified. There's a powerful life lesson imbedded in this somewhere, but damned if I know where to find it.

---AK
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:iconlunar-gone-solar:
Lunar-Gone-Solar Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Exactly; "Oh dear lord...!" :XD:
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ShadowWalker9063 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconclapplz:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:boogie:

---AK
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:iconjohn-doenkris-dario:
JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
yes we've all been there

John Doe
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:iconcricket-the-duck:
Cricket-The-Duck Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Hobbyist
She needs a hug damnit.
And the man needs to stop inhaling apholstery :)
This is really cute!
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconkirres-talon:
Kirres-talon Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2008
omfg dude! where'd you find my baby picture?! :lmao:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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LetsDieSlowly Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008
I want to cuddle her
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She could use a cuddle. :nod:

---AK
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