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On-Air Breakdown by AK-Is-Harmless On-Air Breakdown by AK-Is-Harmless
The complete title of this is "The On-Air Breakdown of Uncle Harry Heartman."

Not two minutes after the events depicted in this comic, Uncle Harry (real name: Harold Pulmowitz) wept for a solid hour and a half before his producers dragged him off the set and locked him in his dressing room. After hearing what was described as "the distinct sound of a grown man gnawing on furniture," a boom mic operator called 911. Security helped batter down the door, and Uncle Harry was found slumped over his couch with half a cushion down his throat. Paramedics arrived and rushed Uncle Harry to the local hospital, where he was declared dead at 5:57 p.m. from "inhalation of upholstery."

The TV producers were thrown in jail. The monstrously ugly little girl was never identified. There's a powerful life lesson imbedded in this somewhere, but damned if I know where to find it.

---AK
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:iconminebot45:
Minebot45 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Good job, Harold. Good job inviting her. :iconclapplz:
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:iconlunar-gone-solar:
Lunar-Gone-Solar Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Exactly; "Oh dear lord...!" :XD:
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:iconshadowwalker9063:
ShadowWalker9063 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconclapplz:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:boogie:

---AK
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:iconjohn-doenkris-dario:
JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2010
yes we've all been there

John Doe
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:iconcricket-the-duck:
Cricket-The-Duck Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Hobbyist
She needs a hug damnit.
And the man needs to stop inhaling apholstery :)
This is really cute!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconkirres-talon:
Kirres-talon Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2008
omfg dude! where'd you find my baby picture?! :lmao:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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:iconletsdieslowly:
LetsDieSlowly Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008
I want to cuddle her
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She could use a cuddle. :nod:

---AK
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:iconicea-chan:
Icea-chan Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2008
I dont know who to feel sorry for ^^; the poor ugly girl because well shes going to have a hard life.... and well for the celebirty who killed himself because of her and how he said "I love EACH and EVERY one of you!" then he saw her and well you get what I'm saying ^^;
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Feel sorry for no one. They are merely players in the game of life! ;)

---AK
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:icondarth-jackson2:
Darth-jackson2 Featured By Owner May 31, 2008
WTF? Is this guy real, or what?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He's real. He exists on that sheet of paper I drew him on. :)

---AK
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:icondarth-jackson2:
Darth-jackson2 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2008
so, he was never an actual human? That story makes me feel like it IS a real guy in real life. cool. good job!
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:iconfunkychunkymonkey:
funkychunkymonkey Featured By Owner May 22, 2008
dont make declarations of love when you cant back it up....im sure she wants a hug and a kiss =D
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing:

---AK
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:iconartelligence:
artelligence Featured By Owner May 2, 2008
aww....... how do ya get these thoughts:)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner May 3, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't even know. :)

---AK
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:iconartelligence:
artelligence Featured By Owner May 4, 2008
:) yeah i understand.....neeways u rock i so njoyed watching ya work..that i lost to browse the other creatives........its really funnnn..!!

Cheers n keep up!!
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:icongeinto:
Geinto Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2008  Student Interface Designer
Just "forget" all of the ugly babies in the maternity ward is perhaps the lesson here.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed.

---AK
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:iconxundeadangelx:
xundeadangelx Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2008
I think I've found the purpose and moral of this story. If you want to feed bacon to a llama, you have to milk it with the proper utensils. Agree? Disagree?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, totally.

---AK
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:iconpookay:
pookay Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2008  Professional Photographer
whaaaaaatttt ...?!?!?! omg. thats insane.....
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:iconosyris:
osyris Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008
Lesson Learned: Don't speak of things you cannot full accept.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Damn right.

---AK
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:iconxundeadangelx:
xundeadangelx Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008
Oh....my god. This is what we call perfection. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)

---AK
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:iconluneves:
luneves Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
How cute!
:XD:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)

---AK
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:iconluneves:
luneves Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
Anytime! :D
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:iconfyrebeam:
Fyrebeam Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I lmao'd. I love the little afterstory in the artist's section!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :)

---AK
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:iconmiskis:
miskis Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008
:rofl: priceless.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you. :)

---AK
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:iconmiskis:
miskis Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2008
Thank You! laughter is a wonderful thing.
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:iconxxhauntedxx:
xxhauntedxx Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
:laughing:! I have no words for how funny this is! MY SPLEEN, OH JESUS!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Glad you like it. :)

---AK
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:iconerinhunting:
ErinHunting Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
Haha-that's me!
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
now that very girl is one of the most respected lap dancers in howanadonaland
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...but she's like, 6. What are they doing down there?

---aK
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
strange & morally desolate place that.
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:icontrinitys2:
TrinityS2 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
Noo! But...I loved him!!! *sob*
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:cries:

---AK
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:iconjobz:
JoBz Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
I had a cousin who died from 'Inhilation of upholstery'...it's a tragic thing.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You don't hear about it often, sadly.

---AK
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ChechiMarquez Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2008
this is a little bit ironic... while reading this iTunes decided to play Happy boys & girls from aqua which really doesn't help the mood :rofl: XDDD

poor uncle Harry
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