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Guys (and I am talking to just the men at the moment, but women are free to listen in): Are you the sort of man who talks to your neighbors in the urinals beside you? I don’t have conversations in public restrooms unless I’m really good friends with the person. I hate it when complete strangers start talking to me while I’m trying to pee. 
This scenario is one that fills me with dread. What if a guy sidles up to the urinal beside you and started narrating the entire process from start to finish? I mean, once you’re peeing, you’re peeing. It’s not always easy to turn off the tap, so to speak. So you’d be stuck there. Listening. To everything.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, January 17th.
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