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Vampiric Minority 21 by AK-Is-Harmless Vampiric Minority 21 by AK-Is-Harmless
Does anyone actually have this problem anymore? I've been smuggling food into movie theaters for so long that I'm not even aware if policies have changed or not. Why, a few weeks ago when I went to see "The Incredibles" I had an entire crawfish meal from Popeyes inside my jacket, tucked up under my armpit. My mobility was severely hindered and I stunk like seafood, but no one seemed to notice (or care). :laughing:

Anyway, this is another older comic that I redrew and colored to bring it up to speed with the rest of the Vampiric Minority series. This one is the first part of four Vampiric Minority comics about the movie theater. :)

If you'd like to see the whole series from the beginning, go here: [link]

---AK
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:iconfranciscathedragon:
Franciscathedragon Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
really? Chauncy pulled the "medical-condition" card? XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You do what you have to. :nod:

---AK
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:iconkuragarikokoro:
Kuragarikokoro Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Student Writer
I once smuggled Dairy Queen into a movie theater. We all got chicken of some sort. And since I was the only one with a purse big enough, I was the designated "smuggler." But then a thought came to mind that I had to voice, "What if they noticed the smell of fried chicken?" And my friend said, "We'll just say it's because you're black. You always smell like fried chicken." I thought it was quite funny, especially considering I really don't like chicken that much.

I wonder if the people would have believed us, had they asked. While I am from African American descent I look... I look like I'm not from any racial classification on Earth. People mistake me for Hispanic a lot though... This comment is so pointless.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You have to milk those racial stereotypes for all they're worth. :)

---AK
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:iconkuragarikokoro:
Kuragarikokoro Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011  Student Writer
Lol, yes you do.
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:iconmisterstix66:
Misterstix66 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
Theatre food is alright...
I just feel like a ninja when I smuggle my own gummy worms... :ninja:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's the way to be. A theater ninja!

---AK
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:icondeviantations:
deviantations Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008
i do the same who doesnt
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Weirdos.

---AK
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:icondeviantations:
deviantations Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2008
lolz we are
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:iconomnywrench:
Omnywrench Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2008
When I was about fifteen, my friend Tim and I sneaked in two hoodies full of Reese's cups and a giant king-sized Hershey bar.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good times were had by all. :)

---AK
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:iconmorgie132:
Morgie132 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2007
*favs* that's funny AK, you ROCK!! :rofl:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you. :)

---AK
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:iconillusionvampire:
IllusionVampire Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2007
I love it
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :)

---AK
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:iconrumiko-skiler:
rumiko-skiler Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2007
Actually, reduced heads tastes like heavy rum :XD:
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:iconstew1416:
stew1416 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2006
do they still have that bitchy rule still? i havn't tried to smuggle food in before so i wouldn't know
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:iconmidnight005:
midnight005 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2005
oooooooh the vampire is cute when he's get angry :heart: XD
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:iconmidnight005:
midnight005 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2005
ooooooooooh ! the vampirs is cute when he's getting angry :heart: XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing: He sure is! :)

---AK
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:iconmidnight005:
midnight005 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2005
:heart: myuuuuuuuuuh Is he single ? XD
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes. People just don't appreciate him. :cries:

---AK
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:iconmidnight005:
midnight005 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2005
Myuuuuuuuuuuuh :heart: I love him, I XD
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:iconpensivemoon:
PensiveMoon Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2005   Interface Designer
Lol. I do that all the time XD I sneak candy in bacause its cheaper than movie food.. -.X
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a LOT cheaper than movie food. :)

---AK
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:iconpensivemoon:
PensiveMoon Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2005   Interface Designer
I know.. o.o
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
most of the people i know at work (i work at a movie theater ^^; ) follow a "don't show, we don't care" policy. in fact, if you have food out when you talk to the concessionists, they'll often warn you to hide it when you go in. the ushers don't really care, but they get in trouble if people bring in outside food. and the managers have to pretend to care, because the head honcho guy actually *does* care. >_O blargh. :+fav:
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah, the complexities of movie-theater politics...

---AK
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:iconaseariel:
aseariel Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
fight the beaurocracy! :shakefist:

or maybe i should fight bad spelling first... ^^;
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:iconkitschfactor:
kitschfactor Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004
My theater's pretty lax with that as well. Although around the time after 9-11, my sister wasn't allowed to go in because she had shopping bags with her. (And I think her purse.)

Because clearly, these are the real targets the terrorists are going after. Al-Qaeda is hellbent on making sure your experience at "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" is a miserable one.

Great artwork, great timing on the joke, great comic overall.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:laughing: Yeah, those crazy terrorists have been plotting against America's movie theaters for years!

---AK
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:iconkitschfactor:
kitschfactor Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2004
Declaring jihad at a summer blockbuster near you.
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:iconladygoddesssephiroth:
LadyGoddessSephiroth Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004
:rofl: I didn't see this. OMG WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS?! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That is too funny.

Theater policies suck nowadays. T_T If I didn't get in for free, I wouldn't go to a theater if they were showing Bush get beat down with a wiffle bat in the hands of a 90-year-old Catholic. That's how much I loath them.
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Departedpoet Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
sneaking food in i think is a past time..hehe..hmm lets see 50 bucks or soo of bulk candy from the candy store...right before going into the movies..god bless huge purses...and..then...the candy wars...hehegummie bears flying all over the place...beened a few people in the head from the top row..hehe
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mmmm... huge bag o' gummy bears... :chew:

---AK
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:iconbeehivesandbouffants:
beehivesandbouffants Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i live in florida, and at big places like muvico they like to be protective...
but i guess if they don't see it, it's not a problem.

hah. a freind of mine smuggled a whole pizza in there once. (she was a fat girl... witha big sweatshirt)... adn all they were doing is sniffing ... and saying someting about it smelling like pizza.
but i don't know if they knew.

hah. yesh.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Eeeeeeeew.... body pizza!

---AK
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:iconbeehivesandbouffants:
beehivesandbouffants Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it. was. in. the. box.

fat girl. pizza box. easiness.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:D

---AK
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:iconpinda:
pinda Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes I recognize this, still funny. Wouldn't want blood from a severed head dripping on my floor. A severed digit is different though.
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Digit blood doesn't bother you as much? :)

---AK
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Professional Traditional Artist
i been sneekin food in fr years to, but i dont realy think they bother anymore .... i come with a back pake full a junk ^o^
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha! A backpack? That's pretty blatant!

---AK
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:iconyzarc:
yzarc Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2004  Professional Traditional Artist
yep :D
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:iconrho-cass:
rho-cass Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004   Traditional Artist
Special dietary needs! :rofl:

And sneaking food into theaters is a favorite pasttime of ours. Barbeque, sub sandwiches brownies, chips and coke, anyone?
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mmmmm... barbequed sub-sandwich brownies...

---AK
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:iconsmeagoldfish:
Smeagoldfish Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004
yes, smuggling food is easy. and this comic is funny!
(how lame was that response)
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:iconak-is-harmless:
AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not as lame as this response:

"Bunny wuggles!"

---AK
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:iconsmeagoldfish:
Smeagoldfish Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2004
or this......
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